Someone said “Dorky” was Dorothy and Walky awhile ago. I usually hate these things with a purple passion, but I gotta admit that one’s hilarious.
Also, I get saying you “ship” two (or more, I guess [cue Dorothy/Walky/Joyce threesome {Dorkoyce?}]) characters, but when it’s being used as a noun, wouldn’t it make more sense to spell it:
‘ship
…since it’s a (really silly) abbreviation of the word relationship?
Barf Ninjason
Also:
Joyce + Ethan = Johan
Sal + Jason = Salon
Billie + Ruth = Bluth
Amazi-Girl + Danny = Agranny
Sarah + Jacob = Sjaarcaohb
Mike + Your Mom = Mimom
PsychoKineticEX
I honestly prefer ship names that aren’t a name combo, unless the combo happens to be something clever or funny.
Like the name for JoycexWalkyxDorothy, “Caramel and Marshmallows”
Barf Ninjason
Huh. And I did not know that people did annything BUT smush names together for ‘ships. Live and pretend to learn, I always say.
PsychoKineticEX
Just saying, if Joyce and Walky do get together in this universe, I’m calling it “Multiversal Constant”
Led
Meh, look up for example Pokemon shippings… They all have specific names. It’s more common to just push together two names, though, like for example avatar does (Tokka, Kataang, Katoph, etc).
Led
*The more you nerd*
Deanatay
Those sound more like Avatar ship names…
NOT THAT I’D KNOW… *blush*
Daibhid C
TVTropes has a page called Idiosyncratic Ship Naming, if you want to lose three hours of your life and not be sure how.
Daibhid C
I don’t know why that link doesn’t work. Try this one.
(If not, then look, it’s a TVTropes page called Idiosyncratic Ship Naming; if you’re interested I’m sure you can find it for yourselves.)
Elizabeth
Oh god, why did I go to TVTropes?? D:
Jen Aside
^ said everyone who ever went there, EVER, including the founders
StClair
Personally, I consider both to be horrid. If you must ship (and I often find fandom’s obsession with that to be tiresome in itself), what’s wrong with the classic, traditional, (first or last name) / (first or last name)?
I don’t understand this list and I won’t respond to it.
Lel
“Sjaarcaohb”
I lol’d
Chris
Words evolve. Dropping apostrophes happens, like “phone”, “flu” and even “Halloween”. Besides, it helps with the pun for when a ship canons.
That One Weirdo
Or devolve, in some cases.
Let’s be honest, many fandom terms are just cringe-inducing. “I can’t” is pretty annoying (WHAT IS IT YOU CAN’T DO, YOU SICK SON OF A GUN?! TELL ME ALREADY), but “Feels” is the one I despise the most. It’s just stupid. Doesn’t even take that long to type in 3 additional letters.
“Feelings”. There, see? Nobody died, and OH GODS NO, JULIO! JULIO, BREATHE, PLEASE! DON’T LEAVE ME ALONE, MAN!
AgentKeen
The only thing that really bothers me is when people say ‘YISSS’ instead of yes. I get it, it’s a phonetic version of hissing ‘yes’, it follows the pattern of misspelling words in excitement, clever.
But it sounds like piss.
‘Oh man, look at this cool comic book cover’
‘PISSSSSSS’
‘BABY PANDA PICTURES’
‘PISSSSSSS’
‘Marriage Equality enacted the world over’
‘PISSSSSSSSS’
You get the picture.
Deanatay
Dood, you pulled the Drama tag.
Ghola
I’m just waiting for Mike to call Walky “Toto”
All my happys.
There are some great possibilities for ship names here…Titanic, Flying Dutchman, Mary Celeste, Lusitania, Costa Concordia, Exxon Valdez, Andrea Doria, Mary Rose all come to mind
PsychoKineticEX
……
Get out
NightmareWarden
Don’t forget the Black Pearl, the Friendship, the Wonka-tania, the Ulysses… the Going Merry :,(
So David, I heard you would not like your own TV show inspired by DoA. It would be a LOT better than what they pass for television these days. So my response is: ‘ Watchya talkin bout Willis?
Oh [$DEITY] no, season 3 was bad enough, 4 was just unwatchable.
JustCheetoDust
Season 3 had good episodes, but as a whole the season was very uneven. I agree that 4 is almost entirely unwatchable, although I think last Monday’s episode was a big improvement over the first two.
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tacdud2
Well then.
sps48
SO cute!
Jen Aside
Cutest argument =3
[moar karma]
Jen Aside
tempted to use that panel of Joyce for new Gravatar, too XD
Barf Ninjason
My first thought was “Ooh, look at the new weird Joyce face I’m gonna see pop up in the comments section.” She’s got a lot of those.
Jen Aside
BEST ONE THO
Dibullba
It sort of looks like Joyce doing the “Dat ass” face XD
Jen Aside
XD https://db.tt/BJfqWvxv
Reiku
Well done, you win the internet for today, lol
otusasio451
AND THUS THE ROMANCE IS ESTABLISHED.
luxlucis
Oh Gosh, yes!
rachel
DAT CHEMISTRY
indignostudios
So does this mean that Joyce is a pedophile, now?
Jen Aside
Only if she still wants Baby-Walky vs. recognizing her age-appropriate crush is still age-appropriate for her, uh… age.
Never .simple
Desti-freakin-ny people! Desti-freakin-ny.
On a side note: Wow Joyce even when you think you have something like this over someone your STILL at the bottom of the destructive info pile.
AgentKeen
Joyce and Walky? That’d never be able to pull in readers, too ridiculous…
PsychoKineticEX
DO NOT EXPRESS JOY! ONCE WILLIS SNIFFS IT OUT HE WILL SQUELCH IT! EVERYONE QUICK! PRETEND YOU DON’T LIKE THIS SHIP!
Incidentally, I think we should should start naming the ships for DoA. Any ideas?
Barf Ninjason
Someone said “Dorky” was Dorothy and Walky awhile ago. I usually hate these things with a purple passion, but I gotta admit that one’s hilarious.
Also, I get saying you “ship” two (or more, I guess [cue Dorothy/Walky/Joyce threesome {Dorkoyce?}]) characters, but when it’s being used as a noun, wouldn’t it make more sense to spell it:
‘ship
…since it’s a (really silly) abbreviation of the word relationship?
Barf Ninjason
Also:
Joyce + Ethan = Johan
Sal + Jason = Salon
Billie + Ruth = Bluth
Amazi-Girl + Danny = Agranny
Sarah + Jacob = Sjaarcaohb
Mike + Your Mom = Mimom
PsychoKineticEX
I honestly prefer ship names that aren’t a name combo, unless the combo happens to be something clever or funny.
Like the name for JoycexWalkyxDorothy, “Caramel and Marshmallows”
Barf Ninjason
Huh. And I did not know that people did annything BUT smush names together for ‘ships. Live and pretend to learn, I always say.
PsychoKineticEX
Just saying, if Joyce and Walky do get together in this universe, I’m calling it “Multiversal Constant”
Led
Meh, look up for example Pokemon shippings… They all have specific names. It’s more common to just push together two names, though, like for example avatar does (Tokka, Kataang, Katoph, etc).
Led
*The more you nerd*
Deanatay
Those sound more like Avatar ship names…
NOT THAT I’D KNOW… *blush*
Daibhid C
TVTropes has a page called Idiosyncratic Ship Naming, if you want to lose three hours of your life and not be sure how.
Daibhid C
I don’t know why that link doesn’t work. Try this one.
(If not, then look, it’s a TVTropes page called Idiosyncratic Ship Naming; if you’re interested I’m sure you can find it for yourselves.)
Elizabeth
Oh god, why did I go to TVTropes?? D:
Jen Aside
^ said everyone who ever went there, EVER, including the founders
StClair
Personally, I consider both to be horrid. If you must ship (and I often find fandom’s obsession with that to be tiresome in itself), what’s wrong with the classic, traditional, (first or last name) / (first or last name)?
xKiv
But that’s a slash …
DarkVeghetta
Indeed it is.
Wack'd
I don’t understand this list and I won’t respond to it.
Lel
“Sjaarcaohb”
I lol’d
Chris
Words evolve. Dropping apostrophes happens, like “phone”, “flu” and even “Halloween”. Besides, it helps with the pun for when a ship canons.
That One Weirdo
Or devolve, in some cases.
Let’s be honest, many fandom terms are just cringe-inducing. “I can’t” is pretty annoying (WHAT IS IT YOU CAN’T DO, YOU SICK SON OF A GUN?! TELL ME ALREADY), but “Feels” is the one I despise the most. It’s just stupid. Doesn’t even take that long to type in 3 additional letters.
“Feelings”. There, see? Nobody died, and OH GODS NO, JULIO! JULIO, BREATHE, PLEASE! DON’T LEAVE ME ALONE, MAN!
AgentKeen
The only thing that really bothers me is when people say ‘YISSS’ instead of yes. I get it, it’s a phonetic version of hissing ‘yes’, it follows the pattern of misspelling words in excitement, clever.
But it sounds like piss.
‘Oh man, look at this cool comic book cover’
‘PISSSSSSS’
‘BABY PANDA PICTURES’
‘PISSSSSSS’
‘Marriage Equality enacted the world over’
‘PISSSSSSSSS’
You get the picture.
Deanatay
Dood, you pulled the Drama tag.
Ghola
I’m just waiting for Mike to call Walky “Toto”
All my happys.
Mike
There are some great possibilities for ship names here…Titanic, Flying Dutchman, Mary Celeste, Lusitania, Costa Concordia, Exxon Valdez, Andrea Doria, Mary Rose all come to mind
PsychoKineticEX
……
Get out
NightmareWarden
Don’t forget the Black Pearl, the Friendship, the Wonka-tania, the Ulysses… the Going Merry :,(
GreatContagion
The Going Merry D’:
Why’d you have to do that.
KittyK
I wish I could’ve carried you a bit father… T_T
KittyK
*farther….
Psycho
I’m going to destroy all of you….
Hoboturtle
There’s a part of me that ships Joyce and Walky in DOA because of how much they seem to dislike each other.
Yet_One_More_Idiot
😀 Yay, Dorothy is hot for the grown-up mousie.
…and that’s something I never thought I’d be saying today. 😛
I don't know what to put here.
Half Life 3 Confirmed. Kappa Oh, wait that doesn’t work here
Tunaro
Can’t tell if Dorothy just pulled a fast one on Joyce or is legitimately trying to get Walky to dress up all sexy in a mouse suit.
Doctor_Who
Dorothy is a furry? That would add an interesting wrinkle to their relationship.
Yotomoe
Danny just wasn’t furry enough for her.
Jen Aside
Yeah, he and that one chest hair.
AgentKeen
Except she wants to get rid of Walky’s one chest hair.
I guess it’s all about having fur in the wrong places.
indignostudios
Imagine that video showing up during campaign muckraking.
That Damn Rat
As Long as Dorothy agreed to wear a T-Rex suit when they get man-married it would probably work.
Doctor_Who
I think that might cause Dina to fall in love with her.
Mr k
Then Dina will have a crush on her. She’ll plot to get Dorothy to herself.
Ghola
By trapping her in tree sap.
Deanatay
You don’t think she’d use tar?
Bill
Dorothy just wants to try it mousey-style.
nothri
The answer is yes.
Edster
So David, I heard you would not like your own TV show inspired by DoA. It would be a LOT better than what they pass for television these days. So my response is: ‘ Watchya talkin bout Willis?
Yotomoe
He just doesn’t want to turn over creative control. We don’t want another Boondocks season 4!
Opus the Poet
Oh [$DEITY] no, season 3 was bad enough, 4 was just unwatchable.
JustCheetoDust
Season 3 had good episodes, but as a whole the season was very uneven. I agree that 4 is almost entirely unwatchable, although I think last Monday’s episode was a big improvement over the first two.
Packy
I don’t want a TV show based on DoA. I want the animated Dexter and Monkey Master from DoA to become a reality.
Edster
Okay I threw it out there. Sorries
LeslieBean4Shizzle
Well, I guess it would depend on who he was working with. I mean, imagine this for a moment:
From the creators of Community comes: Dumbing of Age
… although actually I think the creators of Community might do better with a live action adaptation of Shortpacked.
Jack Finch
I’d settle for that monkey master face shirt.
Wonder Wig
Yahweh or No Way.
Kernanator
You won’t even say the word “butt”?
Wow, Joyce. Wow.
timemonkey
It’s not that she won’t say ‘butt’ it’s that she won’t say ‘butt-hole’ it’s higher on the swear ladder.
Packy