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Cuddles

Posted on November 2, 2012 by David M Willis

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Tags: dorothy, walky
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Discussion (143) - “Cuddles”

  1. Yotomoe

    11/02/2012, 12:01 am
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    C’mon walky. Don’t be a wiener.

    1. Aizat

      11/02/2012, 12:18 am
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      Yeah, be a WINNER, not a WIENER.

      1. Random Guy

        11/02/2012, 12:25 am
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        “I had this strange dream that someone kept poking me with a stick” -Amber

        1. Yotomoe

          11/02/2012, 12:29 am

          Dorothy?*

        2. Geegles

          11/02/2012, 12:31 am

          IS AMBER DOROTHY IN DISGUISE?? :O

        3. Geegles

          11/02/2012, 12:32 am

          Or maybe Dorothy is Amber in disguise…

        4. Yotomoe

          11/02/2012, 12:37 am

          Transambers: Dorothy’s in Disguise.

        5. Wixvhen

          11/02/2012, 12:49 am

          Well they might have the same father, I mean we’ve SEEN Shortpacked enough to know that the similarities aren’t a coincidence.

        6. Scott

          11/02/2012, 2:57 am

          Transambers just sounds like a girl who was born a Dorothy but always felt in her heart that she was an Amber.

        7. Aydr

          11/02/2012, 4:22 am

          Transambers just sounds like Faz.

        8. AckAckAck

          11/02/2012, 4:46 am

          Transamber, in search of new sources of Enerbone.

        9. Zaphod Beeblebrox

          11/02/2012, 1:21 am

          So which one’s Amazi-girl?

        10. vlademir1

          11/02/2012, 1:25 am

          Faz.

        11. DaJoshMaster

          11/02/2012, 5:07 am

          No, it’s clearly Galasso!

        12. Rowen Morland

          11/02/2012, 9:47 pm

          Walky is Danny in disguise.

  2. Aizat

    11/02/2012, 12:03 am
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    Having second thoughts, Walky?

    1. darcos0

      11/02/2012, 2:07 am
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      there should be a boner tag

    2. tom

      11/02/2012, 2:41 am
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      Not second thoughts… just… you never know how a girl’s going to react to a boner. We’re taught at an early age to be embarassed by boners. What Walky hasn’t put together is that Dorothy can’t wait to jump on that thing. That dirty… unwashed… thing. Hmm.

      1. tom

        11/02/2012, 2:44 am
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        Oooh, nice timing on the Amber avatar. Especially with that look on her face. Now I’m sad that I didn’t end the post with “Yum”.

        1. AckAckAck

          11/02/2012, 4:48 am

          Amber avatar? all I see is Joyce.

          Or Joyce is Dorothy in disguise?

        2. DaJoshMaster

          11/02/2012, 5:09 am

          No Joyce is Walky in disguise, she’s finally got to poke Dorothy with her woman boner!

        3. Tenn

          11/02/2012, 9:39 am

          So Amber is Joyce in disguise… Joyce is Dorothy in disguise… and Dorothy is Amber in disguise?

          In other words, she, whoever she is, is like a Moebius Matryoshka doll.

          Although wrapping my brain around this was painful, it gave me the idea that Amazi-Girl is actually two people. That way, she can be absent from two places at once!

        4. Tucker

          11/02/2012, 11:43 am

          This is so wrinkling my brain.

        5. begbert2

          11/02/2012, 3:43 pm

          I’m absent from two places at once right now!

        6. das-g

          11/02/2012, 5:52 pm

          If you throw in Sal and Spider-Car you get a Moebius Matryoshka Hexahexaflexagon.

    3. Bill M.

      11/02/2012, 1:44 pm
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      No, with the sheer amount of time Walky has, he’s clearly read Ménage à 3, and fears that Dorothy has the same reaction to feeling a boner that Yuki does, and would rather not lose L’il Walky.

      1. Historyman68

        11/03/2012, 3:19 am
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        I get it!

  3. David Herbert

    11/02/2012, 12:03 am
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    He doesn’t want to poke her with his Walky stick.

    And does this mean Amber and Danny are up past midnight? Ooh, naughty kids.

    1. Aizat

      11/02/2012, 12:05 am
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      Oh yes, Amber and Danny just skipped right to tier 15.

      1. Yotomoe

        11/02/2012, 12:07 am
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        Don’t Go there MAN.

      2. Wonder Wig

        11/02/2012, 12:07 am
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        YOU DO NOT GO TO TIER 15 DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

        1. Aizat

          11/02/2012, 12:12 am

          You know, the last time someone said that, they wound up going to tier 15.

        2. Wonder Wig

          11/02/2012, 1:15 am

          So I’ve been to tier 15 roughly 2,600 times then by now….

        3. Somebody

          11/13/2012, 10:14 pm

          Because nobody likes roasted nuts.

        4. Kernanator

          11/02/2012, 12:27 am

          The first rule of tier 15 is you don’t talk about tier 15.

      3. Greg

        11/02/2012, 12:25 am
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        Oh God, I just googled ‘tier 15’, found the relevant clip, and I’m cracking up.

        I really need to buy the DVDs.

        1. Hinoron

          08/24/2014, 2:59 pm

          Yeah, the correct “Tier 15” result has gotten pushed down the popularity list since WoW introduced their new armor set. Here’s the link for anyone else confused about “Tier 15”
          http://imgur.com/XAiTX

      4. Blob Marley

        11/02/2012, 1:44 am
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        But we haven’t even seen all fifteen feet of her glorious abdomen! Wasted potential for fanservice, Willis.

    2. Whittier

      11/02/2012, 2:19 pm
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      “C’mon, take a ride on my Walky stick.”

  4. Yotomoe

    11/02/2012, 12:04 am
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    Now read this comic as an infinite loop and it takes on a whole different meaning.

    1. IPGComic

      11/02/2012, 12:06 am
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      Yeah just glance from panel 1 and panel 4 and it’s like a little cartoon.

      Of humps.

      1. Thor

        11/02/2012, 12:10 am
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        Countdown to someone making an animated gif in 3… 2…

      2. Yotomoe

        11/02/2012, 12:10 am
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        Walky has second thoughts when he’s backin’ out. But when he’s in he realizes it’s worth it.

        1. Aizat

          11/02/2012, 12:11 am

          Darn I wanted to make a Master Card joke but I just couldn’t think how.

      3. peterntrinh

        11/02/2012, 12:36 am
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        @IPGComic Sadly, it’ll look like humps of regret.
        …Humps of Regret will be the name of my next hair-metal / emo band.

    2. RaijinK

      11/02/2012, 12:49 am
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      http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y43/RaijinK/hump.gif

      1. Deman

        11/02/2012, 1:11 am
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        YES!

        1. Maycroft

          11/04/2012, 10:35 am

          That’s what Walky must be thinking.

      2. Aydr

        11/02/2012, 4:24 am
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        Looks like Walky’s the kind of guy who cries after sex. Dorothy’s gonna have fun with that one.

        1. Chexwarrior

          11/02/2012, 4:43 am

          I dunno, I see it as embarrassed/nervous first then repeat. So basically “oh man I think she wants me to do this but I don’t know… hey thats not bad at all… oh man should I do it again?… still not bad at all” (repeat steps 2 and 4 indefinitely)

      3. sarpiedon

        11/02/2012, 9:41 am
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        awesome

    3. lightsabermario

      11/02/2012, 4:00 am
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      Here’s another one: Just read it 4, then 1, 2, 3, and cue the line, “That’s okay, it happens to a lot of people.”

    4. DaJoshMaster

      11/02/2012, 6:24 am
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      Just read 4, 3, 2, 1 and it becomes sleep sex. 😛

  5. Wonder Wig

    11/02/2012, 12:04 am
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    Just start thinking about quidditch Walky it’ll soon go away.

  6. Vabolo

    11/02/2012, 12:05 am
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    This totally never happened to me.

    REALLY. IT NEVER DID. I SWEAR ON YOUR MOTHER’S GRAVE!

    (for a nickel?)

    1. Zaphod Beeblebrox

      11/02/2012, 1:23 am
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      This comment is even funnier if you consider it a reply to the one above it.

      1. Tucker

        11/02/2012, 11:45 am
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        Some things in life are just meant to be.

  7. Sreiches

    11/02/2012, 12:06 am
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    Oh man, that really is an awkward situation. Especially if you’re oblivious and she spends the whole night backing into you to close the gap, but you totally give it the benefit of the doubt and assume she isn’t doing it intentionally.

    And then she tells you to kiss her and there are wild make outs that turn into more. Mm, neurosis.

    1. Historyman68

      11/03/2012, 3:23 am
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      If a girl wants to be spooned, she’s accepting the possibility of boner.

      1. sreiches

        11/03/2012, 12:58 pm
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        Hah, I know this NOW. Trying telling that to my younger self, though.

      2. taekwondogirl

        11/04/2012, 1:22 pm
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        That or she’s oblivious to that possibly happening.

  8. Michael

    11/02/2012, 12:06 am
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    Calling it now. Since this will be here all weekend, the comments are going to degenerate into an argument about Walky being tricked by being told that they would go to bed together, and that Dorothy should sleep with him. That being said, this is cute.

    1. Yotomoe

      11/02/2012, 12:12 am
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      I think Sierra was tricked when Dorothy said they were having Walky over. She expected three way spooning.

      1. Aizat

        11/02/2012, 12:14 am
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        SURPRISE THREESOME!

    2. Kernanator

      11/02/2012, 12:14 am
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      Actually, that already happened yesterday.

  9. Aizat

    11/02/2012, 12:08 am
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    They will rue the day when they mentioned the word “boner”.

  10. Steve

    11/02/2012, 12:08 am
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    This reminds me of a similar scene in the graphic novel BLANKETS, except her kit was off.

  11. Aaron Bishop

    11/02/2012, 12:11 am
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    The most relatable comic strip ever.

    1. Resne

      11/02/2012, 1:40 am
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      Amen.

  12. Doomdarts

    11/02/2012, 12:12 am
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    Walky feels awkward. There’s a portmanteau in there somewhere.

    1. Yotomoe

      11/02/2012, 12:13 am
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      Walkward.

  13. GenericScreenName101

    11/02/2012, 12:14 am
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    Oh No… I hope this doesn’t turn into a nocturnal emmission joke. Cause that would be messy.

  14. Kernanator

    11/02/2012, 12:18 am
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    It’s Pokey!

    1. Yotomoe

      11/02/2012, 12:31 am
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      All work and no play makes Walky a dull boy.

  15. Trae Dorn

    11/02/2012, 12:20 am
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    I have had this moment.

  16. MR C

    11/02/2012, 12:21 am
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    lol walky boner alert

    1. MR C

      11/02/2012, 12:21 am
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      coupled with my avatar that lame joke i made is much funnier

  17. J

    11/02/2012, 12:21 am
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    It’s all fun and games, until someone gets a boner. I’m guessing it’s a hell of a lot more awkward if she gets a boner.

  18. Aizat

    11/02/2012, 12:26 am
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    Judging by the location of Walky’s crotch, I’m guessing that his boner would only touch Dorothy’s back.

    1. begbert2

      11/02/2012, 10:38 am
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      Yeah, the animated gif above makes it look like Walky has terrible aim.

  19. ReFlex76

    11/02/2012, 12:28 am
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    Spoooooooooooooooooooooooon!

    1. Aizat

      11/02/2012, 12:32 am
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      I had nightmares about Spooning with Spoony.

      1. vlademir1

        11/02/2012, 1:33 am
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        That’s OK, many people have nightmares about that.

  20. Random Guy

    11/02/2012, 12:34 am
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    Enjoy your Awkward.

  21. Geegles

    11/02/2012, 12:35 am
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    Let’s be honest though, Dorothy probably has a lady-boner right now. They’re just easier to hide.

  22. Tamsen Na

    11/02/2012, 12:53 am
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    Heh, this part of the story reminds me of being in the barracks with my husband-to-be while I was in A-school. Yay cuddles! XDXDXD

  23. Sock

    11/02/2012, 12:56 am
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    Oh, he’s not backing up. That’s the wind-up for a Power Hump ™

  24. Plasma Mongoose

    11/02/2012, 12:59 am
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    Someone needs to make Panel 1 and 4 into a moving gif. 😀

    1. Yotomoe

      11/02/2012, 1:02 am
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      We’ve already discussed this actually. Someone should.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        11/02/2012, 1:33 am
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        Sorry, I arrived late today and posted before reading any of the comments.

      2. vlademir1

        11/02/2012, 1:34 am
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        RaijinK did.

  25. Liam

    11/02/2012, 1:02 am
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    Their hair must have a lot of gel in it for it to keep its shape.

  26. Kelly

    11/02/2012, 1:06 am
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    Hah, definitely was like that for me at first…
    Last year…
    At age 29…

    But yeah, cuddling is the best, especially once you get past awkward!

  27. Sporky

    11/02/2012, 1:10 am
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    “I was told I make intelligent comics, and then I made a comic about a horse that pooped.” – Kate Beaton

    I feel like the same principle/joke applies here

  28. Fred

    11/02/2012, 1:16 am
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    Seems Walky…
    …is afraid to play poker
    *dons shades*
    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    1. Yotomoe

      11/02/2012, 1:58 am
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      If you were in his situation. Do you think you wood?
      yeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    2. lightsabermario

      11/02/2012, 4:04 am
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      Why does Dorothy need to check her Facebook account?

      Because she just got poked!

      1. Cronomatt

        11/03/2012, 2:03 am
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        CARLOS!

        1. Liam

          11/05/2012, 5:19 pm

          Holy shit

          tmml

        2. Rhys

          11/12/2012, 12:27 am

          OH MY GOD.
          You made me pee.

    3. Arturo

      11/02/2012, 8:05 am
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      I’m sure she wouldn’t have…
      *dons shades*
      …any hard feelings.

      1. begbert2

        11/02/2012, 9:05 pm
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        YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

  29. Blob Marley

    11/02/2012, 1:43 am
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    Cuddle boners are way worse when the snugs are platonic. That shit’s just irritating.

  30. Dr.Z

    11/02/2012, 2:06 am
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    He’s so cute!

  31. sandbridgekid

    11/02/2012, 2:12 am
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    First time in bed together, 27 years a ago, with then Catholic girl, now wife. Her: Is that your knee poking me in the back? Me: Um, sure. Followed by me scooching away with Walky Cheeks burning. Today after showing her DOA: Willis can read our frakking minds, and steal all our feels.

  32. TuShan

    11/02/2012, 2:55 am
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    Spooning for girls: comfy, cozy, warm, straight to sleep.

    Spooning for guys: face full of hair, arm falling asleep and an awkward boner.

  33. Dr. Gravy

    11/02/2012, 3:42 am
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    We all know that feel bro.

  34. Dud with attitude

    11/02/2012, 3:58 am
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    Ah, hovercrotch… Always embarrassing with first cuddling

  35. Björn

    11/02/2012, 5:30 am
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    MAN, I have such a huge BONER!

    1. Björn

      11/02/2012, 5:35 am
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      …I *SAID*…
      (Can’t believe no one made that joke yet.)

  36. tudza

    11/02/2012, 6:01 am
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    So you realize when and if he falls asleep he will have a number of these rather he likes it or not. Doesn’t even matter if he sleeps alone. It’s just how the plumbing operates.

    1. Maycroft

      11/02/2012, 6:30 am
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      You cannot escape awkwardness!!

  37. Gordon Blvd

    11/02/2012, 7:35 am
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    WALKY!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BRO!?!?!

    She’s MAKING THE CURVE!! It means she WANTS TO FEEL YOU, DUDE!!!

  38. Arturo

    11/02/2012, 7:41 am
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    Why do I have the Oscar Meyer Weiner song in my head now?

  39. Jimmy

    11/02/2012, 9:14 am
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    I’ve never been in this position, for better or for worse… most likely for worse!

  40. sarpiedon

    11/02/2012, 9:39 am
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    You mount the woman Walky…wait have I made that joke before?

  41. madd

    11/02/2012, 10:04 am
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    If I was spooning with a non-platonic type fellow and there wasn’t a boner snuggling up to my backside, I’d be concerned.

  42. begbert2

    11/02/2012, 10:42 am
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    Upon first glancing at the comic, before reading it fully realizing it was to make the joke visible, my first thought was “Poor Walky – Dorothy stole all the blankets.”

    After reading the whole thing…he’s still going to have a cold bone.

    1. Blob Marley

      11/02/2012, 10:27 pm
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      ‘snot just you. I thought the same thing.

  43. Tucker

    11/02/2012, 11:46 am
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    I have the weirdest boner.

  44. ADHadh

    11/02/2012, 11:56 am
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    Oh jeez.

  45. GaoShiki

    11/02/2012, 12:15 pm
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    You know what Walky got a boner to?

    Butts. BUTTS DISEASE STRIKES AGAIN

  46. den

    11/02/2012, 1:23 pm
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    wait, so if you’re spooning with someone and get a boner, you should just let it happen? you shouldn’t back up like Walky is? It’s ok?

    1. Maveric1984

      11/02/2012, 5:52 pm
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      In fact, the person you’re spooning with might encourage you to stay in close

    2. Narf

      02/27/2013, 1:14 pm
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      This is heavily context-dependent, of course, but yes, it is. If you’re spooning someone in their bed, chances are they wouldn’t mind feeling your boner.

      Unless you, like, put it in their… ear, or something. Heh.

  47. Shariku Onikage

    11/02/2012, 1:50 pm
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    No dude. The other way. The other way!

  48. bunivasal

    11/02/2012, 3:01 pm
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    This is why penises should be removable.

    1. Luna

      11/02/2012, 5:09 pm
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      They’re removable. It’s just the reattaching that’s the problem.

      1. thomas0comer

        11/02/2012, 11:06 pm
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        Your avatar is perfect for this comment.

  49. 13thprotector

    11/02/2012, 3:13 pm
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    Well…. at least Joyce won’t be as mad…

  50. Random NPC

    11/02/2012, 10:27 pm
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    Can I just say that I love the followers behind this comic? You’re all such great/horrible people and it’s fantastic.

    1. Blob Marley

      11/02/2012, 10:42 pm
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      I sometimes with you had more dialog options, Random NPC. I wonder what you do when you’re not telling me how to navigate Parapa Desert…

  51. Ry

    11/02/2012, 11:25 pm
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    So no one else will have to:

    Forever Alone T_T

  52. JA

    11/04/2012, 3:31 am
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    Don’t worry, Walk. It’s perfectly normal what you are experiencing.

  53. ohopiateohrevolver

    11/04/2012, 8:28 pm
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    Where’s Walky’s other arm?!

    1. David

      11/04/2012, 8:45 pm
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      Up under his pillow, which is where I put mine.

      1. Roborat

        11/05/2012, 5:02 pm
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        You put your arm under Walky’s pillow???

        Sorry, couldn’t resist.

  54. safguy

    11/07/2012, 12:11 am
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    Dorothy’s face looks exactly the same as Joyce’s in “Sisters.”

  55. newllend

    08/15/2013, 2:04 am
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    Lol well he a bit to excited!

  56. Dirka

    01/30/2014, 11:57 am
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    Haha, been there, done that 😀

  57. lastlife0726

    01/15/2015, 1:45 am
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    A C C U R A T E

  58. ░▒▓█│【Walkman】│█▓▒░

    08/19/2015, 7:58 pm
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    Woah I saw this on 9gag the other day (my once a month visit, mind you)

  59. Zana

    02/23/2016, 10:46 am
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    OMG HIS EYES HAVE WHITES O_O

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