Tags: dorothy, mike, walky And so ends "Choosing My Religion." New storyline on Monday!
...in hindsight, today's probably should have titled "Slobber."
This brings up a good point is Mike really being an asshole… Well sort of its Mike so that was probably his intent but in this case he may be justified.
Okay here me out
Dorothy and Walky just starting making out and ya know i would kind of be weirded out if my roommate started doing this in my room without warning as well. It makes things uncomfortable and awkward for Mike. and its a little inconsiderate.
This happened very fast so Walky’s hormones overpowered him, so he is not totally at fault and Dorothy didn’t know his roommate was in.
all in all I think Mike is actually being pretty civil he could have let this escalate and embraced both Walky and Dorothy by acknowledging his presence after their clothes were off.
“I think Mike is actually being pretty civil he could have let this escalate and embraced both Walky and Dorothy by acknowledging his presence after their clothes were off.”
He could have…embraced them! Yes, that WOULD have been assholery. Lol. “Hey, let me join in!” Or he just kinda starts kissing them both. “GAAAH!” “Shut up, your mom didn’t complain.”
This is Mike we’re talking about here. He wasn’t waiting to leave, he was waiting for the perfect moment to interrupt, for maximum embarrassment and mood-ruining potential.
Probably.
gangler
I dunno. We still haven’t seen him be much more than a little bit rude. Sarah’s done more to hurt people than Mike has. Certainly he does seem to take a certain pleasure out of making people uncomfortable, but if he was looking to maximize this I’d think it would’ve been prudent to wait a little bit longer.
I think it’s reasonable to say that he was waiting to leave or wanted to end this, and killing the mood while causing embarrassment is a perk he enjoys.
Isn’t this at Dorothy’s door? Mike shouldn’t care that she’s blocking it, and he’d be in the hallway. Perhaps he came along with Walky to discuss something, but him interrupting was him just being a jerk.
gangler
Nah, she knocked, Walky answered. That makes this Walky’s room. I guess Walky has Mike over. Or they might be roomies. Either way though Mike’s coming from inside the room since he’s behind Walky who opened the door.
Kelly
In an early strip (right before Sal showed up), Walky mentioned that Mike is his roommate.
Agreed, this was definitely a hardcore Mike-Block. They were DEFINITELY having fun at that when he interrupted. Another minute and I can’t help but wonder what else they would be doing with their mouths.
Better to stop things now than to wait another minute then. How much creepier could it be if they started screaming each other’s names when Mike suddenly shouts “Nice to meet you!”
Sensedog
…I now have that image in my head, which is causing me to simultaneously laugh and shudder. I suppose if nothing else, they now know to scan the area for Mike (or others) before commencing hot sloppy makeouts.
Many have been baffled by the sight, a young man leaving merely the semi-crispy shells of McNuggets behind, like shucking corn.
“A frightening thing to watch,” claims one.
“I had to take three showers after I saw it,” claims another.
“I taught that trick to his mom,” proclaims one who claims to be his roommate.
The mother in question could not be reached for comment, however the message on her answering machine was evidence enough:
“Your mom’s not coming to the phone right now. I’m busy. With her. For a nickel. Message after the beep.”
One thing’s for certain, cherry-stem tying isn’t the only tongue art, any more.
In the third panel in particular they both seem to be fully using their tongues, with Dorothy also clearly enjoying what he is doing. His tongue seems to drop-out only when Mike makes his presence known.
Then again, I may be over-analyzing this…
Aydr
Looks like they’re both pretty terrible kissers to me… I dunno, in my experience there really shouldn’t be much of a gap between the mouths for tongues to be visible.
Discussion (216) - “Introduced”
Jen Aside
IT’S LICKY!
OhHayMike
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff…
Twisted Two-face
While Mike banged your mom. For a nickel.
Rikushadow5
In case it wasn’t clear, with his penis.
CWR
Bang the mom slowly?
Random Guy
How else?
waldosan
with a megalithic boner.
Tucker
It’s Lickitung!
Nathan
Licky-style!
Moonshine McGee
Oh, Mike, you asshole.
wererat
really? all things considered he could have set up a video camera and black mailed them so he wouldn’t send a tape to her ex.
SuziRoo
Who says he isn’t?
gangler
How long was he supposed to just chill in that room waiting for a socially appropriate moment to leave? They’re kind of obstructing the door.
mechaqua
This brings up a good point is Mike really being an asshole… Well sort of its Mike so that was probably his intent but in this case he may be justified.
Okay here me out
Dorothy and Walky just starting making out and ya know i would kind of be weirded out if my roommate started doing this in my room without warning as well. It makes things uncomfortable and awkward for Mike. and its a little inconsiderate.
This happened very fast so Walky’s hormones overpowered him, so he is not totally at fault and Dorothy didn’t know his roommate was in.
all in all I think Mike is actually being pretty civil he could have let this escalate and embraced both Walky and Dorothy by acknowledging his presence after their clothes were off.
Aegon01
We also don’t know how long they were making out in the door.
3 kisses, or like 3 minutes?
wererat
now the possable implied montage for the first three panels make me question just how long mike was there without them noticing…
Historyman68
3 months. Walky can’t grow a beard.
Shippy McShipper
Given the established rate of comic time to real time? About 2 and a half nanoseconds.
Mercury
Mike is always being an asshole.
Petre Pan
“I think Mike is actually being pretty civil he could have let this escalate and embraced both Walky and Dorothy by acknowledging his presence after their clothes were off.”
He could have…embraced them! Yes, that WOULD have been assholery. Lol. “Hey, let me join in!” Or he just kinda starts kissing them both. “GAAAH!” “Shut up, your mom didn’t complain.”
Volkai
This is Mike we’re talking about here. He wasn’t waiting to leave, he was waiting for the perfect moment to interrupt, for maximum embarrassment and mood-ruining potential.
Probably.
gangler
I dunno. We still haven’t seen him be much more than a little bit rude. Sarah’s done more to hurt people than Mike has. Certainly he does seem to take a certain pleasure out of making people uncomfortable, but if he was looking to maximize this I’d think it would’ve been prudent to wait a little bit longer.
I think it’s reasonable to say that he was waiting to leave or wanted to end this, and killing the mood while causing embarrassment is a perk he enjoys.
Rognik
Isn’t this at Dorothy’s door? Mike shouldn’t care that she’s blocking it, and he’d be in the hallway. Perhaps he came along with Walky to discuss something, but him interrupting was him just being a jerk.
gangler
Nah, she knocked, Walky answered. That makes this Walky’s room. I guess Walky has Mike over. Or they might be roomies. Either way though Mike’s coming from inside the room since he’s behind Walky who opened the door.
Kelly
In an early strip (right before Sal showed up), Walky mentioned that Mike is his roommate.
johannhowitzer
This would be a lot worse if Dorothy was the one standing with her back to Mike.
The Sound Defense
This comic was in need of some Mike.
Random Compliment Time
I like your picture 🙂
Random Compliment Time
My random picture next to my comment makes me giggle. The look on his face hehe
The Sound Defense
Thanks! It’s my face.
molochmachine
That’s really the perfect response to any question or comment, regardless of context.
karishi
FAAAAACE
Random Compliment Time
well its a good face then. congrats 🙂
Sensedog
Indeed Mike, you are truly an asshole.
fellixe
Mike is the Anti-wingman
Jetstream
Mike-block?
Sensedog
Agreed, this was definitely a hardcore Mike-Block. They were DEFINITELY having fun at that when he interrupted. Another minute and I can’t help but wonder what else they would be doing with their mouths.
Oh wait…yes I can. Dammit Mike…
Valdrax
Hardcore? No one’s crying, in jail, or waking up with a new tattoo.
This is kid gloves.
Sensedog
I will admit that, yes, it could be much worse given that it is Mike.
nothri
“Hardcore? No one’s crying, in jail, or waking up with a new tattoo.”
Dude, he’s only had the chance to say one sentence so far. Give the man some time to work his magic!
Stevie Windup
I’m pretty sure that Mike is skilled enough to pull all that off with one word.
Stevie Windup
On second thought, make that six.
Random Guy
“I emailed video to your Mom.” -Mike
Rognik
Somehow, I don’t think “Don’t you think she looks tired” would work in this case.
Soleana
My first reaction: hahaha
…and then I pictured Mike as the Doctor. Time Lords preserve us.
The Sound Defense
Well he’s only in college now. Give him time to, uh… mature. I think.
iSaidCandleja-
Better to stop things now than to wait another minute then. How much creepier could it be if they started screaming each other’s names when Mike suddenly shouts “Nice to meet you!”
Sensedog
…I now have that image in my head, which is causing me to simultaneously laugh and shudder. I suppose if nothing else, they now know to scan the area for Mike (or others) before commencing hot sloppy makeouts.
Lumino
Perfect timing Mr. Warner, as always.
Vabolo
OMNOMNOMNOMNOM
wednesday
SCHHHHHHHLORP
OhHayMike
SPLATTER
…no?
Wonder Wig
For a lack of practice, Walky seems to be a really good kisser.
Plasma Mongoose
He practices his tonguing technique on his McNuggets.
fellixe
To get the sauce out of the bottom corners of those dipping packets you have to have some serious moves.
Wonder Wig
Anyone who knows how to tongue a McNugget is a friend of mine.
Blob Marley
Hello, friend!
Plasma Mongoose
Subtle, very subtle. 😛
Raiser
Many have been baffled by the sight, a young man leaving merely the semi-crispy shells of McNuggets behind, like shucking corn.
“A frightening thing to watch,” claims one.
“I had to take three showers after I saw it,” claims another.
“I taught that trick to his mom,” proclaims one who claims to be his roommate.
The mother in question could not be reached for comment, however the message on her answering machine was evidence enough:
“Your mom’s not coming to the phone right now. I’m busy. With her. For a nickel. Message after the beep.”
One thing’s for certain, cherry-stem tying isn’t the only tongue art, any more.
This has been an Action 8 News report.
AndaisQ
But… but the semi-crispy shell is the best part!
D:
Aydr
Good kisser? His tongue is just, like, sticking out on his chin. How the hell is that good kissing?
Plasma Mongoose
Artistic Licence?
Sensedog
In the third panel in particular they both seem to be fully using their tongues, with Dorothy also clearly enjoying what he is doing. His tongue seems to drop-out only when Mike makes his presence known.
Then again, I may be over-analyzing this…
Aydr
Looks like they’re both pretty terrible kissers to me… I dunno, in my experience there really shouldn’t be much of a gap between the mouths for tongues to be visible.
Tom T.
I’m surprised that Walky’s not more worried about cooties.
Jen Aside
How can you tell? There’ve been some awful kisses that look pretty good to a third party.
[I’m assuming from movie commentary]
Also, it’s easy to just follow the leader–looks like Dorothy whipped out the tongue first, after all.
SUTBEric
CLASSIC MIKE
Izzy
Retro mike
SUTBEric
MIKE CHECK
FlyingFish
(Everyone!)
MIKE CHECK!
Random Guy
*ehem* An open Mike night.